Let’s kick the day off by examining the differences between fashion and fetishwear, shall we?
Oh, McQueen, you naughty boy. Stopping me before I’ve even gotten started.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to figure out how to fit them into my daily routine. Easy to wear to work at a law firm, non? No, you say? And I might break my ankles? And I can’t afford them anyway, so I should stop daydreaming about my alternate existence as a sexy spy/fembot who can pull these off without being pointed at?
Life, what silly impediments you throw my way. Must try harder.